1 2 3 4 5 in the backseat 
A ton of cheese & lunchmeat 
Driven maybe 50 feet 
And we're fighting like dogs & cats 
Yeah we're fighting like dogs & cats 
School's out, holiday 
Party was too far away 
Lost since the motorway 
And we're fighting like dogs & cats 
Yeah we're fighting like dogs & cats 
You're running every red light 
...just relax 
Safer if we'd hitch-hiked 
...give me some slack 
Missed a turn a mile back 
...alright, where's the map 
You know, you could be right 
You know, you could be right 
Bouncin' down the wrong road 
Now which way do I go 
How the hell should we know? 
Now you're getting yourself upset 
Now don't get yourself upset 
Stop in for some more wine 
Ask directions for the 5th time 
You jerk you think you got it right? 
Now don't get yourself upset 
Now don't get yourself upset.