The kid's a mess, the kid's a mess

The kid's a mess, the kid's a mess hey



Hi-tops heading for the Old Bailey,

Curtains is in the out tray,

stocking tops is singing like a canary,

Ain't nothing gonna save you and me.



All the aggravation's doing me in,

I'm looking forward to doing time in Sing-Sing,

You crawled forth from your stately home,

you crawled forth, now you're crawling back again.



the kid's a mess hey

the kid's a mess



Janet steals, Johnny drives a stolen car,

all the hormones are making them go too far,

The parents they don't know what to do,

kids today are crazy, through and through.



The Kid's a mess