I met a girl with bottles of wine



Though I prefer redthey tasted all right



Very soonthe room was spinning



Tug of warthe floor was winning



That's when she saidI can't help but laugh when I'm caught in a lie



I'm not who you thoughtbut you can kiss me good night



Her mouth was full of dirty words



Then cigarettes burned afterwardsthat's when she said



Having a headline must be some experience



Having a headline's a sexual experience



Letters and postcards I meant to respond



Turned out my all was just medium



Then came one that said the only thing you ever gave were bad directions



I'd say it to your face but I can't find you



Having a headline...



I loved the fame and fashion till she said you better ration the good times



I wouldn't count on the good times



Having a headline...