Remember slagging all your best friends off
It always made me happy, yeah
Because I do prefer you when you're cross
I need your tears true
I need your sighs too
I do despise you

Then there was a terrible crime
Near to our house
We talked all the time
Panicked about if they'd ever come back
Ever come back
Ever come back

Remember calling you some nasty words
I said that you were evil, yeah
All the terrible things you heard
I need your tears true
I need your sighs too
I do despise you

Then there was a terrible crime
Near to our house
We talked all the time
Panicked about if they'd ever come back
Ever come back
Ever come back

I need your tears true
I need your sighs too
I do despise you

Whenever there's a terrible crime
Near to our house
We talk all the time
Panick about if they'll ever come back
Ever come back
Ever come back
(never come, never come)