Adrienne, my silly friend

put down the knife

go on spare his worthless life

Adrienne, beautiful star

you will not find a one

who spits her snot so…

... far into the britches of a maiden fair

I can see her caress the penguins

on his underwear 

while focusing my binoculars

I fell out of my tree

Adrienne, stalker ex-girlfriend

put down the knife

go on put down, put down...

the feces you carefully taped to his door

will only slip and fall to the floor

but Adrienne, I love your mind

I love your collarbones

and yes I love your behind…

...your eyes

you're not sad

you're not lonely

so hop on your bicycle

because he just called the police please! 

Adrienne, stalker ex-girlfriend

put down the tweezers

go on put down, put down

Adrienne, put down put down the knife