Straight from the pages of your journal 

I know nobody's ever seen it 

The Thermals know all your secrets 



Yeah, everything Thermals 

Born in an outer space wormhole 

Brought to life by the big bang 

Traveled to Earth in a Dodge van 



The Thermals go right to your head 

The Thermals have sex in your bed 

Everything in circles 



Yeah, everything Thermals 

They come in 4 shades of purple 

Some are tight, some have trousers 

Some have pictures of flowers 

They are The Thermals 

They guarantee life eternal 

They only need skin and bones 

And a sweet pair of headphones 

The Thermals don't need drugs to have a good time 

The Thermals need drugs just to stay alive 

Everything in circles 

Yeah, everything