Hugo the spider put his hat on, 
Stole four pairs of shoes, 
And left the attic and his mom, 
He's fooling around with a bumblebee, 
Talking about love for two pounds twenty, 

Hugo come back, Hugo come back, 
Love is a trap, love is a trap, 
Hugo come back oh Hugo come back, 
Hugo come back listen to your friends, 
Love is always a trap, in the end, 

Hugo the spider lost in the city, 
Nothing to eat and his bag is too heavy, 
Full of disillusion Hugo fell asleep, 
And got crushed by a bike's white wheel, 

Huge you are not one of those fools, 
I beg you please don't follow their rules, 
Hugo I beg you please come back, 
To me 'cause love is a trap, 

Hugo's mother put her hat on spat on every girl, 
And said goodbye to her beloved son, 

Hugo's not back, Hugo's not back, 
That was a trap, that was a trap, 
Hugo's not back, Hugo's not back, 
That was a trap, ain't it, 
Hugo's not back, no doubt it's the end, 
That was a trap again.