you'll find me in the lavatory
and where's the harm in talking out loud
when I'm on my own

what's so wrong with reading my stars
when I'll be in the lavatory
and what is so wrong with counting the cards
when I'm all alone

you're not the only one that I know
but I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
you're not the only one that I know
but I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

[so I] say
I'm in love with the [world/world around]
and what is so wrong with voicing your doubt
when I'm on my own

it's perfectly fine to sleep in a chair
from Monday 'til Saturday
and what is so wrong with talking out loud
when I'm all alone

you're not the only one that I know
but I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
you're, you're not the only one that I know
but I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

so they rode out west to the seaside
and they gladly decided to stay
but after two hours wandering outside
ooh the sea air drove them away, yeah

you're not the only one that I know
but I'm too proud to talk to you anyway
you're, you're not the only one that I know
but I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

you're, you're not the only one
but I'm far too proud you're [so]
[you, you're/you're young] but I know, I know, I know, I know
I'm far too proud to talk to you any day

but if you do, don't you know
that I don't mind, no, no, no