=========  Iain Rosie (mcscs4iar@vaxd.dundee-tech.ac.uk).

E> (?) (?dug a hole?)  (sounds like this first part may be Icelandic!)
E> There were four of us
E> One of us was the landlord
E> There were, we were on a drinking spree
E> I had eaten my take-away
E> I washed my landlord, he was covered in gravy
E> The others were amazed how dirty he was
E> How I was, but I said,
E> He never took a bath,
E> He never takes a bath,
E> So why, why don't we just shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?
Why don't you shoot him?
Why don't you shoot him?
Why don't you just shoot him?

E> I said that's no polite manner to behave in
E> But something like that I was too drunk to remember
E> I said, he can't suffer the cold water
E> He'll die! He'll die!
E> They said no way, jose!
E> I said - my name ain't Jose
E> He said yes it is
E> But I think he was already dead
E> He suffered a stroke in the bath
E> So why don't you shoot him?
E> Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?
Why don't you shoot him?
Why don't you shoot him?
Why don't you just shoot him?

E> I said oh no
E> And he was so dirty
E> But why give him a bath?
E> Why don't you just give him a bullet

Why don't you shoot him?
Why don't you shoot him?
Why don't you shoot him?

E> In the head