there's a fella from a film reminds me of duncan goodhew

not a proper skinhead cause he hasn't gotta tattoo

he's not as wise as he seems, cause he's just an actor

he's a dunce, i've never seen him on the krypton factor


we always use silvicryn to keep our heads clean

but we know that yulie's not a normal human bein'

cause he uses mr. sheen


yul brynner, yul brynner


they say he's a skinhead, but we know that it's a lie


yul brynner, yul brynner


he's just a baldy geezer from the king and i


yul ba, ba, ba, ba, babababa brynerrrrrrrr


yul brynner was a skinhead, they said on the news

but i've never seen yul brynner wearin' dr. martin shoes

his only claim to fame was that he had a shiny nut

but i would look just the same if i had my hair cut