tony's loaded, that's what tony says

i drink champagne all day

we know he's a farce; he talks out his arse... hey, hey


tony told me how he made a mint

a life of luxury

we've heard it before, a cock n'bull story


and i saw tony yesterday

he says he's got no mates again

what can he say, what can he do?

if only tony knew


tony owns a place in the sun he says

that's how i got my tan

but he's been spread on his mam's sunbed man


tony owed me a fiver a year ago

you'll get it back says he

we know it ain't so cause he ain't got no money