la, la, la, la, la


she's so 20th century, she's so 1970's

she know the right things to say, she got the right clothes to wear

cause she's a modern girl, oh yeah

a modern girl, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga

a modern girl, oh yeah


and suzie is a jewel, she flashes when she smiles

she's cunning and she's clever, she's got the low down in her flies

magenta is the best, you know she really makes me laugh

she's always tryin' her impressions, she wants to be a photograph

i gotta say now


she's so modern

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la


and jean confided to me, she's mona lisa's biggest fan

she drew a moustache on her face, she's always seen her as a man

and charlie ain't no nazi, she likes to wear her leather boots

cause it's exciting for the veterans and it's a tonic for the troops


she's so m, m, m, m, modern

she's so modern