She looks so grand a one night stand maybe

I took my chance I said "let's dance baby"

How was he to know, she would never let him go

Back at my place, in an embrace, we were

And stuck together I could never leave her

If he only knew, he'd fallen for a tube o' super glue



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She's a leech - she's my shadow, she won't let go, NA NA NA NA

She's a leech - she's schizophrenic, she's magnetic, NA NA NA NA, stuck on me



Life's been hell since she got welded to me

I go nowhere unless she's there, ooeee

Can't escape this one, skintight fatal attraction



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she sucked me dry



Twas fortunate when my best mate wooed her

He's a blockhead he's been bonded to her

With his bird in bed, now she's stuck on him instead:



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