Looking at her reflection,

Ivy thought, I'll shock Don

When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done,

You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me



But they all grimace, an insult to the human race

A wifey with Mick Jagger's face



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Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's

Ivy's, Ivy's lips are a bleedin' disgrace

Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's

Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks

Ivy's lips gotta chipmunks face



Ivy took the chance

Ordered her lip implants

Now she worships her kingsize lips

But her three grand gob

Cost Ivy her job



Now Ivy's lost her loot

Ivy is destitute

Ivy's lips got Ivy the boot



[Chorus / Guitar Bit] Ivy Ivy...



[Chorus]...Lurid lips...