Arthur Gladwood, Dodgy Mad Pud
All the lads would disappear
Dick & Monga, they're no longer here
Dougy Bell and Suggie Dell & Ken
All the lads out down the 29, back then
Dickie and Rob, Flip n'Fat Bob came
Now things will never be the same
Again
Arthur Gladwood, Dodgy Mad Pud
All the lads would disappear
Dick & Monga, they're no longer here
I can still see, Kevin Wilksey's face
At the 29 bar on Fridays, always
Me and Mosey, there till closing time
Back in the day the 29 was mine
Arthur Gladwood, Dodgy Mad Pud
All the lads would disappear
Dick & Monga, they're no longer here
A chilling wind blows so cold
And there's no hint of the Old 29
Alfie Noble, Nick and Nobby
Pete and Keith and Mac and Robbie
Baz & Skinny, Tim & Little Paul
Jacky Jimmy, Bobby, Teddy
Donny, Harry Willy, Bernie
Barry, Garry, Charlie, Freddie
Jerry, Trevor, Billy, Ernie
Merry Melly, Jack and Terry 
Dirty Dicka, Danny, Neil and all
Micky, Daft Doug, and the lads would be
Down at the 29, happy, with me
But before long, they were all gone, oh
Where did me 29 mates go? 
Who knows?
Arthur Gladwood, Dodgy Mad Pud
All the lads would disappear
Dick & Monga, they're no longer here [x2]
Dicky and Rob, Micky and Doug
Flip n'Fat Bob came