"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea"

"It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2"

"Oh David, don't drive fast David"

"See ya!"

"David, David...DAVID!"



I don't wanna be alive, if I ain't on the road

Wheels off the ground the speed o'sound, stuff the Highway Code



Electric windows down, sound system, size ten

What a prat they say "That boys racers back again"



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The engine soared as he got fasta

He bought a Ford Fiesta

He can't wait to accelerate

In his jet car, X R...2



I never leave my XR2, of that there ain't no fear

The only time, is when I'm watching Top Gear



40 fog lamps on the front, twin spoilers, I agree

The meanest man on the Autobahn, nobody gets past me



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The engine soared as he got fasta

He bought a Ford Fiesta

Upside down, the wheels spun round

On his jet car, XR...2



"He's driving me MAAAAAAAD"