sittin' in the hot wok takeaway

every single thing has gone wrong from that day

"i like english man" said she

cor! i thought free chop suey?

when...

i was sittin' in the got wok, what a shock i got, didn't i, ay


sittin' in the hot wok, she wooed me

she was gonna make a mockery... of me

bamboozled by a chinese bint, she milked me dry

and left... me skint


in a peking penthouse pad, with the bank account i once had

she knew it but i didn't know that, i'd end up in a council flat

tricked and sick, why did he pick a chick, when she's a cheatin' chick

from china


sittin' in the hot wok penniless

she got me in an oriental mess

i fell for, a bird so bad, that hong kong whore

took all... i had


flat broke... i was in a fix, by a bit o' skirt with chopsticks

for a little eastern crumpet, i was left 10 grand in debt