E      D  A  E          D A E
Learn to love me assemble the ways  Now today tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a listed crime       My only weakness is well nevermind
        nevermind CDG
CHORUS:
G    C              Am  C D G    C            Am   C D G
Shoplifters of the world       Unite and take over
G    C              Am   G       C             Am
Shoplifters of the world       hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

E                                 D A E         D A E
Learn to love me assemble the ways      Now today tomorrow and always
E        D A E
My only weakness is a list of crimes
E        C D G
but night the plans of a future war was all I saw on Channel 4

CHORUS  then instrumental 1st verse then instrumental chorus then ...

CHORUS (alternate words):
G            C        Am
A heartless hand on my shoulder  a push and it's over
G    C             Am
alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time
G C     Am         G          C      Am
tried living in the real world, instead of a shell but before I began
 G             C    Am   C D G
I was bored before I even began

Shoplifters of the world unite and take over (2X)
Shoplifters of the world ... hand it over.