I travelled South
     I found a tiny house
     I can't help the way I feel
     Oh yes you can kick me
     and you can punch me
     and you break my face
     but you can't change the way that I feel
     'Cause I love you
     And is it really so strange?
     Is it really so, really so strange?
     I say No, you say Yes
     (but you will change your mind)
     I left the Sout
     I travelled North
     I got confused-I killed a horse
     I can't help the way I feel
     Oh yes you can kick me
     and you can butt me
     and you can break my spine
     but you won't change the way that I feel
     'cause I love you
     And is it really so strange ?
     Is it realy so strange?
     Is it really so, really so strange?
     I say No, you say Yes
     (but you will change your mind)
     I left the North agin
     I travelled South again
     I got confused-I killed a nun
     I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
     I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
     (I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell)
     Why is the last mile the hardest mile
     My throat was dry, with the sun in my eyes
     And I realised, I realised
     That I could never
     I could never, never go back home again