Put some whiskey in your water
Sugar in your tea
What's all these crazy questions you askin' me
Man, this is the craziest place that I've ever could be
Don't turn on the lights, man, 'cause I don't want to 
see

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son

Well open up the window
Let some air into the room
I think I'm almost chokin'
On the smell of sweet perfume
And that cigarette you're smoking
Scares me half to death
Open up the window, ma
Let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son

There's someone at the window
Mama's staring at the door
I think I see my girlfriend
And she's passed out on the floor
I've seen so many things
That I ain't never seen before
Cause I don't wanna see no more

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son

Open up the window
Let some air into the room
I think I'm almost chokin'
On the smell of cheap perfume
And that cigarette you're smoking
Scares me half to death
Open up the window, man
Let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son
That ain't no way to have fun, son