(Hans Moleman)
You thought you knew me
I'm the M-O-L-E
M-A-N in the S-P-R-I-N-G-F-I-E-L-D

(Krusty)
Oh I can't belIeve I'm doing this
Hi kids Hey hey
You thought you knew me
And you probably was wrong...
Hey you what the hell are you doing
I'm gonna come over there and (SideshoW Mel's slide whistle)

(Bart) [rap]
My name is bart
I do the bartman
You thought you knew me
But you was looking at cartman

(Everybody)
You thought you knew us
You thought you knew us
You thought you were watching a hell of a show

(Prof. Frink)
But little did you know I inserted a
Kappana {?} cartridge into your television

(Cletus)
Yeah {sic}

(Otto)
All right

(Prof. Frink)
Ummmmm hey!