[Homer shouts at Bart throughout]

All:
Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer
Has a very very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him
You could even say it glowed.

Bart:
Like a lightbulb!

All:
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names-

Bart:
Like Granola!(?)

All:
And wouldn't let poor Rudolf
Join in any reindeer games.

Bart:
Like strip-poker!

All:
Then one stormy Christmas eve,
Santa came and said-

Marge:
Take it Homie!

Homer:
Rudolf get your nose over here,
And you can drive my sleigh... today.

Marge:
Oh, Homie...

All:
Now all the other reindeer
Gladly shouted out with glee,
"Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in his-tor-y!

Bart:
Like Atilla the Hu- ack, ack [strangled by Homer]

~Bonz~