Amendment: I'm not garbage.

 (starts singing)

 I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be,
 And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.

 There's a lot of flag-burners,
 Who have got too much freedom,
 I want to make it legal
 For policemen to beat'em.

 'Cause there's limits to our liberties,
 At least I hope and pray that there are,
 'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.

 (spoken)
 Kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?
 Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.
 But if we changed the Constitution...
 Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
 Amendment: Now you're catching on!
 Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the
 Constitution?

 (sings)

 Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
 And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
 If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

 (spoken)
 Congressman: Good news, Amendment!  They ratified ya!
 You're in the US Constitution!
 Amendment: Oh yeah