(to the tune of "escape[the pina colada song]")

Bart: if you like refund adjustments
and the music i play
send a check to my friend, Ralph,
and he'll send you a tape

(now to the tune of "day-o [the bannana boat song]")

Bart:daylight come and you want-a my tape
Ralph: tape! he say tape-o
Bart:post office box 3-4-0-5-2...