"Mamma always said I was crazy,
Oh fuck man, I didn't know she was right!"

Spies looking in, don't know what they want to see,
But they've got X-Ray eyes and they're looking at me,
Call it paranoia, call it what the hell you like,
But I know they're fucking there, spying on me at night,
They're all out to get me, I'm damn sure of that,
It's just a matter of time before they spring their trap,

Welcome to the funny farm, we're all mad here,
We need our pills, so give us what you got,
Welcome to the funny farm, we're all crazy here,
We've got fucking issues, have you got the plot?

Someone is following,
I know they're gonna get me!
So I'll do the stalking!

Dressed like a demon come to take me away,
They know I've lost my mind again and now I've gotta pay,
Off to the funny farm, off I go again,
Thought I saw the future, but it's only the end,

Welcome to the funny farm, we're all mad here,
We need our pills, so give us what you got,
Welcome to the funny farm, we're all crazy here,
We've got fucking issues, have you got the plot?

Someone is following,
I know they're gonna get me!
So I'll do the stalking!

So many pills, fucking up my head,
Slowing me down, I wish I was dead,
Can't take much more, I just want to go,
Don't push me baby, I'm ready to blow...

Come on people; let's break it down,
See you on the other side, I'm waiting for you,
Come on people; let's fuck it up!
Life's a total bitch, so let's scratch the itch,
Spinning, spinning, it's winning,
It's bringing us down.

"Trapped in a padded cell again,
I'm one of the loons! Hahahahaha!"