I got a face full of Marianne Faithful
Penelope Tree don't do nothing for me
Jane Asher is a teenage trasher
I'm going steady with Twiggy
I'm going steady with Twiggy
I'm going steady with Twiggy
Going steady
Going steady
Going steady
(Repeat Chorus)
Jean the Shrimp, she leaves me quite limp
Mary Quant is not what I want
How can I feel for Miss Emma Peel?
(Repeat Chorus 2X)

(Speech varies from show to show)
Dear Twiggy
I look at your picture every day
I think that you are so cool
I love your face
I want to stab it
My friends, they all laugh at me
They say that you're dead already
But I know, someday, you and I will always be
I love you, Tomata
(Repeat Chorus 2X, last time add)
Going Steady (Ready Teddy)
Going Steady (Ready Steady)
Going Steady