Frank: 
How d'you do, I 
See you've met my 
Faithful handyman. 
He's just a little brought down 
Because when you knocked 
He thought you were the candy man. 
Don't get strung out by the way I look. 
Don't judge a book by its cover. 
I'm not much of a man by the light of day 
But by night I'm one hell of a lover. 
I'm just a sweet transvestite 
> From Transexual, Transylvania. 
Let me show you around 
Maybe play you a sound. 
You look like you're both pretty groovy. 
Or if you want something visual 
That's not too abysmal, 
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. 

Brad: 
I'm glad we caught you at home, 
Could we use your phone? 
We're both in a bit of a hurry. 

Janet: 
Right. 

Brad: 
We'll just say where we are, 
Then go back to the car. 
We don't want to be any worry. 

Frank: 
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that? 
Well, babies, don't you panic. 
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright. 
I'll get you a satanic mechanic. 
I'm just a sweet transvestite 
> From Transexual, Transylvania. 
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night) 
Or maybe a bite? (Bite) 
I could show you my favourite obsession. 
I've been making a man 
With blond hair and a tan 
And he's good for relieving my... ...tension 
I'm just a sweet transvestite 
> From Transexual, Transylvania. 
HIT IT, HIT IT! 
I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite) 
Sweet transvestite 
> From Transexual, Transylvania. 

So - come up to the lab, 
And see what's on the slab. 
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation. 
But maybe the rain 
Isn't really to blame. 
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles) 
But not the symptom.