Her gunt sticks out farther than her tits do

She's got craters all over her face

She never cleans her hair or her underwear

Her B.O. fuckin reaks up my place

She breaks a sweat when we go out for pizza

Everyone turns N looks away

You know I don't know why

I can't deny


My Girlfriend's fuckin ugly oh yeah


Why oh why did she turn out this way

We always blamed it on her youth

I'll just tell her what she wants to hear

It's better than the truth