Relatives on Easy Street 
Smoke cigars right after they eat 
They drive Cadillacs with leather seats 
And everyone talks about 
"You know they gave our baby girl a sterling silver cup, 
It was awful sweet, just a little bit scratched up 
Someone said their brand new sofa came from overseas 
And they got a coffe table from somewhere back east" 
France 
They sent their little girl away so she can learn to 
dance" 
"They say he has a drinking problem, but nobody knows 
If her hair is really red, but her face isn't so" 
Like the smell of fresh-cut hay 
On a sweltering Summer's day 
Sugar melts and goes away 
Sugar melts and goes away 
But vinegar lasts forever