I could hear the motor whistlin' something's off the wall again
Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I got change to spare
One big buck, gonna have to suck up here

Anything you want dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Talkin' about some pictures, now wouldn't that be a scream
Movies are for retards like me and Maybelline

Give my regards to Broadway, ask 'em who'll buy the beer
Don't wanna get pop, find yourself a rockin chair

Anything you want dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Never get past the dice dear, goddammit I'm gonna roll
People that pick your nose clean, so what we owe, owe, owe
Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I don't really care
If you want a good joke, why split?  You'll go broke right here

Anything you want dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Anything you want dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, I'll buy