Verse 1:
Lisa got a haircut
another one today
she stuck a pair of scissors up her butt
And now she cries all day

Chorus:
From a mohawk to a mullet
from shaved head to a bullet
she chops off her hair 
But I don't really care
She had hair down to her underwear
she even grew a beard
but most guys weren't impressed with that
they all thought that was weird

Verse 2:
She started changing colour
a new one everyday
last week she had it purple
all the kids thought that was lame

Chorus:
From a mohawk to a mullet
from shaved head to a bullet
she chops off her hair 
But I don't really care
She had hair down to her underwear
she even grew a beard
but most guys weren't impressed with that
they all thought that was weird

Verse 3:
Lisa is a maniak
she cut off all her hair
and tatooed ugly stare

Chorus:
From a mohawk to a mullet
from shaved head to a bullet
she chops off her hair 
But I don't really care
She had hair down to her underwear
she even grew a beard
but most guys weren't impressed with that
they all thought that was weird

Bridge:
But the boys in the back don't think she's very pretty
And the guys in the front will always call her witty
But when you've got a hair cut that really looks that shitty
Its no doubt they'd probably spit on both your mittys

Chorus:
From a mohawk to a mullet
from shaved head to a bullet
she chops off her hair 
But I don't really care
She had hair down to her underwear
she even grew a beard
but most guys weren't impressed with that
they all thought that was weird

They all thought that was weird (x3)