Ursula Finially has Tits
The Queers
Josh Stennett 

Chords

   A       B       D       E       G#
e|----  e|----  e|----  e|----  e|----
B|----  B|----  B|----  B|----  B|----
G|-2--  G|-4--  G|-7--  G|-9--  G|----
D|-2--  D|-4--  D|-7--  D|-9--  D|-6--
A|-0--  A|-2--  A|-5--  A|-7--  A|-6--
E|----  E|----  E|----  E|----  E|-4--

Intro: A E D A | A E D

solo-ish riff
                                          (ending of song only)
e|-------------------|-------------------|------
B|-2-2-3-2-0-2-0---0-|-2-2-3-2-0-2-0---0-|-0----
G|---------------2---|---------------2---|---2--
D|-------------------|-------------------|---2--
A|-------------------|-------------------|---0--
E|-------------------|-------------------|------

Verse:
A      D              B                 A
When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl.
A           D         B                A
Even before her first pubic hair would curl.
A        D            B                     A
Then old Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out.
A                     D             B                A
Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout."

Pre-chorus:
A               G#
And we all love her - Ursula
A      D    B
We all love her - Ursula
A           G#         A     D   B
We all love her - Ursula....AAaaAAAaA
A               B
Our attention's undivided
A            B
Dammit we're excited!

Chorus:
A             B           A          D
'Cause Ursula finally has tits - all right
A      B           A            D
Ursula finally has tits - outta sight
A      B           A                D
Ursula finally has tits - now she's cool
A      B           A                    D
Ursula finally has tits - check it out, dude
A      B           A
Ursula finally has tits

Intro...
solo/riff...thing

Verse2:
A               D                 B            A
She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought:
A          D        B              A
Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra.
A          D         B            A
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes,
A               D                           B           A
I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest.

Pre-chorus:
Chorus:
Intro:
solo-riff:with ending
end on A