Don't breathe down my neck.
I've got no trophies on display, I say, no way.
I mean what the heck.
All of your promises
Don't fill me with pride.
I just want to get out on the floor and do the Cuban slide.
Slide, slide.

But every day,
Every nighttime I find
Mystery achievement
You're on my mind, on my mind, on my mind.
And every day, hey hey,
Every nighttime I feel, yeah.
Mystery achievement
You're so unreal.

Mystery achievement
Where's my sandy beach?
I had my dreams like everybody else, but they're out of reach.
I said right out of reach.
I could ignore you.
Your demands are unending.
I've got no tears on my ice cream but you know me.
I love pretending.

But every day
Every nighttime I find
Mystery achievement,
You're on my mind, on my mind, on my mind.
And every day
Every nighttime I feel
Mystery achievement,
You're so unreal