Narcissistic, anorexic, so unstuck but so pretty
I love you
[Incomprehensible] you're the only truth in this city
Don't ever change

Don't change good champagne for some sad idiot and then complain
That's good advice
But a lady who has two black eyes is not the best one to advise
She's already been told twice

Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh
Would you ever change, oh, oh, oh
Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect
You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect

Paranoiac drug addicted, pornographically afflicted
Sleep with me
Two legs a cock, a woman's soul, strange how this lady can control
Ooh, show them to me

You can hardly see this woman only wants you for your money
You who have not
Come inside my hive where bees are busy making honey

Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh
Would you ever change, oh, oh, oh
Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect
You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect

One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three
Half of half and half of half and half of half and half of that

Artistic repetitious, people-phobically suspicious
With an over sized schlong
Unemployable illegal, you're a whole film by Don Siegel
Ooh, write me a song

Go away and blow away and fade away and the next day
You're back in the line
If love is leaving everything for homelessness and nothing
Ooh, you'll be just fine

Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh
Would you ever change, the best part of Ohio
Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect
You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect