Maria Garcia, the hooker, met Padre [??] Ramon

Before you could say that "popes like to pray"

The priest fell in love with the whore

Augusto's a friend of the padre

A sober and scholarly man

Said "go padre, take Maria away

Before the shit hits the fan."



Vaya con dios, amigos

May God go with you my friend

Let's drink a toast

say adios

til we meet again



Tomorrow they head for the border

Tonight they sleep in the hills

The padre was eager to go get his beaver

Maria to practice her skills

In the hills they met with Hernando

A crazy, despicable hound

The padre was raped, Maria was snaked

They buried them both in the ground



Vaya con Dios, amigos

May God go with you my friend

Let's drink a toast, say "adios"

'Til we meet again

Vaya con Dios amigos

May God go with you my friend

I'll say an "ole" and be on my way

'Til we meet again



Hernando got killed in a gunfight

A row over another man's wife

A shot to the head, bandito was dead

They cut his body up with a knife

In the small little town of San Pedro

When the people come to a feast

The village still talks of the ghosts that walk

The bandit, the whore, and the priest



Vaya con dios

May God go with you my friend

Let's drink a toast

And say adios

'Tl we meet again



Vaya con dios amigos

May God go with you my friend

Hasta la vista

and know that I'll miss ya

'Til we meet again