***Miss Otis Regrets/Just One Of Those Things - by Cole Porter
from the album RED HOT AND BLUE COMPILATION and Kirsty MacColl's GALORE lp

MISS OTIS REGRETS/JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS - as perfomed by The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl

C                         F       G     C      G
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.
F
Madam,
C                                        G
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.
       C
She is sorry to be delayed,
         F                                C
but last evening down in Lover's Lane she strayed,
F
Madam,
C                         F       G     C      G
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.

When she woke up and found
That her dream of love was gone,
Madam,
She ran to the man
Who had led her so far astray,
And from under her velvet gown
She drew a gun and shot her lover down,
Madam,
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.

When the mob came and got her
And dragged her from the jail,
Madam,
They strung her upon
The old willow across the way,
And the moment before she died
She lifted up her head and cried,
Madam,
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today
C                         F       G
Miss otis regrets she's unable to lunch
Am
today

Am                       E
It was just one of those things,
C                 D
Just one of those crazy flings,
C                       D
One of those bells that now and then rings,
                  G
Just one of those things.
Am                       E
It was just one of those nights,
C                 D
Just one of those fabulous flights,
C                     D
A trip to the moon on gossamer wings,
G                 C
Just one of those things

G
If we'd thought a bit
D
Of the end of it,
        G                    D
When we started painting the town,
E
We'd have been aware
Am
That our love affair
                        G
Was too hot not to cool down.

So goodbye, Dear, and Amen.
Here's hoping we meet now and then,
It was great fun,
But it was just one of those things

It was just one of those nights,
Just one of those fabulous flights,
A trip to the moon on gossamer wings,
Just one of those things

So goodbye, Dear, and Amen.
Here's hoping we meet now and then,
It was great fun,