Pee In The Elevator
The doors is busted down There are bugs crawling around This is a place to live That should be burned to the ground In the pools a gator My neighbor I hate her You think that's bad you'd better watch what's in the elevator There are holes in my walls Smoke in the halls Some kind of fungus is itching MY balls They just raised the rent All my money is spent How will I pay it I've got to live in a fucking tent There's pee in the elevator Don't smell to good There's pee in the elevator It don't smell like it should Been drinking all night ounding them back I go stumbling home There's no turning back I got to pee bad Can't take it anymore It's impossible to wait 'til the 19th floor I had a little hamster A little fluffy guy I lost him in the elevator I just left him there to die!