He tried to cure my disease
 I was sweatin on the way to the op room
 Getting sedatives to put me at ease

 They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
 They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down
 "You won't feel a thing," is what the doctor told me
 We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
 HEY!!!

 Man, you must be kidding me
 Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)
 Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee
 Take a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated)

 Hey-ay, that leg was fine
 You mean to tell me
 that this stuff happens all the ti-ime
 Hey-ay! This ain't my day!

 --
 "Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you're here for the irreversable vasectomy."
 "aryuhugh?"
 "Well, we'll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little."
 "noooononooo"
 --

 Don't wanna hear no excuses
 Its already too late
 Don't try to say I got a two for one sale
 A woman that I know when through a similar fate
 She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes
 Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boob

 The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen
 Why didn't they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
 HEY!!!

 Man, you must be kidding me
 Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)
 Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee
 Take a bow! (He's getting pretty aggrevated)

 Hey-ay, that leg was fine
 You mean to tell me
 that this stuff happens all the ti-ime
 Hey-ay! This ain't my day!