The end's not near 

It's here 

Alleluia 

Spread the cheer 

And watch the millenarians 

Throw a party for a thousand years 



You won't see the pious praying 

They'll be too busy flaying 

All the martyrs with better ways 

To stop the world decaying 



If you call me I won't be home 

I'm hiding from the kingdom come 

They can't see everything on earth 

With the satellites and the roving drones 



This is why hell is underground 

Like a reclaimed bad part of town 

We don't want to lose our souls 

We're the saints who don't want to be found