She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady

But my how things have changed since times moved on



I give her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler

Oh my life has become a country song



I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me

And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on



Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

All day Long

It goes on and on



If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong



I guess I should admit it

She ain't ever gonna quit it



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long



Spoken Voice:



Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny

God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney

(Her what?) her hiney

Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.

(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya

I used to roll her in the clover, (mmm mmm) but think god those days are over

(Hallelulia!)



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

All day Long

She naws on and on



If some day they drop the big one,

I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone



It's alright if we say it

'cause the radio won't play it.



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long