Wet wallpaper,

Curry stained mattress

Mashed potato, ???

Well I went down shop and I bought a music paper

Put it under my arm, I was gonna read it later

I got on the tube and I opened up the paper

Stayin' in a bedsit, stayin' in a bedsit



Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now



Stork margerine

British council houses

Golden Virginia, same old discos

Well I queued in the chip shop for 16 minutes,

And the greasy dago turned on the radio,

It was coming out clear, it was Capital radio

Stayin' in a bedsit, stayin' in a bedsit



Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now



Ejaculation

McVities chocolate biscuits

P45's, Cracks in the ceiling,

Well I sat in my room and I watched the TV

I stayed in my room and I watched the TV

It was black, it was white, then it went crazy

Stayin' in a bedsit, I'm stayin' in a bedsit



Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now, Ya!