Where'd the cheese go? 

Where's the cheese gone?

Where the cheese be?

Where be my cheese?

Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside



Who took the cheese?

Who has the cheese?

Who's got the cheese?

Where's all the cheese?

Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside 

The insider, that's who took the cheese

The insider, that's where the cheese be.