Sodom and Gomorrah

L.A. California

Bouncers in the hallway

Groupies block the doorway



A-list to C-list

Psychos grab me by the wrist

Strangers say they’re on the list

I’m too busy getting pissed



But it’s okay 'cause we’re drunk in the star bar

Yes it’s okay 'cause we’re drunk in the star bar



Dallas then London

Everything’s Utopian

Photographed for papers

Boasting of their capers



People going for a song

Networking is going on

People say I’ve got them wrong

They’re just here so they belong



And it’s okay 'cause they’re drunk in the star bar

Yes it’s okay 'cause we’re drunk in the star bar



Welcome to the major league

Fire water my fatigue

Feel like getting up to leave

But I cannot feel my feet



Barmaids show a little nipple

As they pour my favorite tipple

Tony’s lungs have just collapsed

Ozzy Osbourne has relapsed



But it’s okay 'cause we’re drunk in the star bar

And it’s okay 'cause we’re drunk