I think I'll buy myself a home in San Diego 

I'll buy some Mexicans to clean it every day! 

I'd buy Canadians, but they're all friggin' lazy 

That's where the hippies went when Dubya won the day 

Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever 

I'm straight and white and male, American and free 

Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse 

Clarence Thomas, Halliburton, mass destruction, me! 

I'm sure that Europe is a lovely place to visit 

My wife would love to go there every single year (sing!) 

But they're just puppies (yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap) 

They need to shut their yaps, the big dog's over here 

Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever 

I'm straight and white and male, American and free 

Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse 

Bill O'Reilly, Diebold Systems, mass destruction, me! 

Here we go! 

I can't believe I bought that land in California, 

My stupid summer home just slid into the sea! 

At least old Uncle Sam is going to rebuild it 

My country loves to lend a hand to folks like me 



Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever 

I'm straight and white and male, American and free 

Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse 

Jerry Falwell, Coors Foundation, mass destruction, me! 

Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter 

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh 

Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity 

Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson 

Paul Wolfowitz, Paul Wolfowitz 

Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever 

I'm straight and white and male, American and free 

Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse 

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!