I'll keep my trap shut

When I think you've had enough

I'll button my lip up

When I'm ready to call it quits



I guess I'm just a motormouth who just screams and shouts

When I don't get dinner

I'm not the devil's advocate

I can say my bit



I'm wandering the parking lot

like a stupid ox

Who was broken hearted

But my butt feels fine



It's not like I'm a blank white page

With nothing to say

Like a sweepstakes winner

And I can talk through my dick



It's not like I'm a postal route that's just heading south

For a long cold winter

Where there's never any mail

(Happy birthday, dad)



Crazy has come and he's on the run

Packing a snickers and a gun

He's satisfied but he ain't having fun

Got his phaser set on stun



You're ashamed of the things that I say

Cut me off, cut me off

Cause I'm a simple man that says simple things

And I won't change



Cause I'm a rock star but who cares?

When all my friends think I'm a piece of shit

I'll finally make when I climb up the stairs

Well I don't care



I kept my trap shut

Still I think you've had enough

I buttoned up my lip

Do you think you can handle it?



It's not like I'm a postal route that's just heading south for a long cold winter

Where there's never any mail

I'm wandering the parking lot like a stupid ox

Who was broken hearted

But my butt feels fine



I guess I'm just a motormouth who just screams and shouts

When I don't get dinner

I'm not the devil's advocate

I can say my bit



It's not like I'm a blank white page

With nothing to say

Like a sweepstakes winner

And I still talk through my dick



Crazy has come and he's on the run

Packing a snickers and a gun

He's satisfied but he ain't having fun

Got his phaser set on stun



You're ashamed of the things that I say

Cut me off, cut me off

Cause I'm a simple man that says simple things

And I won't change



I'm a rock star but who cares?

When all my friends think I'm a piece of shit.

I'll finally make when I climb up the stairs

And I don't care



I'm a rock star but who cares?

When all my friends think I'm a piece of shit

I'll finally make when I climb up the stairs

And I don't care



You're ashamed of the things that I say

Cut me off, cut me off

Cause I'm a simple man that says simple things

And I won't change