(Yo I'm being serious)

Yo, it's the wild wild west

You came to the right place my man

Get ready, here we go



New Shit! 

Welcome my friends to the old saloon

Everyone in town is hangin out

If you got a drink, well you drink it down

Then we'll all go have sex with the whoever! 



Brand new! 



Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town

On my horse, you betcha on a horse

That's the thing in the old west times, 

Everyone enjoys a good horse ride



If you cheat at cards ya get thrown out! 

Right out the saloon doors on your butt

Go back in and buy a round of whiskey

Guess what? All is forgiven! 



DJ LARRY! 



Well look who's here, it's Calamity Jane

And you're another guy who's probly an injun! 

This whiskey's warm and it tastes like piss! 

DJ LARRY! 

Oh no! My stash smells like piss! 



So that's your story, stickin to it

The old wild west is no place for a lady

I'm the bartender, but I'm also the mayor

So just put that in your pipe and smoke it



DJ waaahaa! 



Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas, 

Sure is dusty here.