Sometimes 
Something beautiful happens 
In this world 

Oh 
Akon 
And Lonely Island, yeah

You don't know how to express yourself so 
You just gotta sing 
 
I just had sex 
And it felt so good (felt so good) 
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her) 
I just had sex (hey!) 
And I'll never go back (never go back) 
To the not-having-sex 
Ways of the past 

Have you ever had sex
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it 
It literally just happened 
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest 
 
You'll never guess where I just came from 
I had sex 
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best 

When I had the sex 
Meant my penis felt great 
And I called my parents right after I was done 

Oh hey, didn't see you there 
Guess what I just did 
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest 

Well sure 
Nice of her to let you do that thing 

Nice of any girl ever 

Now sing 

I just had sex 
And it felt so good (felt so good) 
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her) 
I Wanna tell the world 

To be honest 
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it 

Doesn't really make sense 

But man, screw it 

I ain't one to argue with a good thing 

She could be my wife 

That good

The best 30 seconds of my life 

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her 

'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure 
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better 

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater 

So this one's dedicated to them girls 
That let us flop around on top of them 
If you're near or far, whether short or tall 
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you 

She kept looking at her watch 

Doesn't matter, I had sex 

But I cried the whole time 

Doesn't matter, I had sex 

I think she might have been a racist 

Doesn't matter, I had sex 

She put a bag on my head 

Still counts 
I just had sex 
And my dreams came true (dreams came true) 
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me 
I just had sex (everybody sing!) 
And it felt so good (we all had sex!) 
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!) 
I just had sex (I just had sex!) 
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!) 
To the not-having-sex 
Ways of the past