Incredibad

We for the children
We for the children, y'all, we for the children
We made it through the struggle
Through the pain and trouble
So we givin somethin back for the children

Party's dyin down, time to drive home
Been drinkin all night, tryin to bone a young lady
She wasn't havin it, made you feel like shit
"Thank you, you're not my type, " and that was it
Now you're drivin home, drunk as fuck
So here's what you do, do not get caught up
Turn the radio off, and chew some gum
Then drive around real good, like you're not drunk
Good luck buddy, sucks to be you
Sucks to be you
Incredibad

We for the children
We for the children, y'all, we for the children
We made it through the struggle
Through the pain and trouble
So we givin somethin back for the children

'Ey yo, you like burritos?
Yo we all like burritos
But here's a little somethin that you might not know about burritos
Shit can get expensive if you buy 'em in bulk (yeah)
So grab a pen and a pad so you don't go broke
Hit a Baja Fresh up witchya bros
Be sure to scoop a Vegetarian Dos Manos
Them shit's a super large for only six twenty-five
So you can have one half now and then re-heat the other half latah
Yeah that's real
I got a half a Dos Manos in the fridge right now

Yo
Late payin my bills, thirty-five dollar late fee
She said they make out bills as a courtesy
And payin on time, yo that's my responsibility
I said, "Miss, have heart - I'm dead broke"
She said, "Take it up with your post off-"
Fuck
I hung up the phone, then I hung it up again for emphasis
I swear I didn't get the bill, what kinda shit is this?
A day later, I called Wells Fargo again
Got a different operator, who was really pleasant
Yo fuck, gotta wait for her to come around again
I told her my problem, she understood
She took the late charge and made it all good
So kids, listen to the words that I say:
Always call back, if you get a rude operator
Incredibad

We for the children
We for the children, y'all, we for the children
We made it through the struggle
Through the pain and trouble
So we givin somethin back for the children

I knew a girl named Sandy, turnin sweet sixteen
She had her whole life to live, and lived it for one dream
But on the day of her birth, yo her dreams got shattered
When she got a Volvo instead of the Miata she wanted
But then two days later, when she came out of her room
She drove the Volvo around and realized it was way more practical than the Miata
Four doors, leather seats

Listen up young ones, open your ears
Incredibad is teachin what we learned through the years
Incredibad