We've traveled all over this country
A pickin' and singing for gold,
In concerts, in nightclubs, on TV,
Yes we have been frequently sold
Yes we have been frequently sold
In concerts, in nightclubs, on TV,
Yes we have been frequently sold

We've never turned down a good offer,
Commercials for coffee and Coke,
We published, promoted, and hustled
Because we were afraid to be broke
Yes, we were afraid to be broke
Yes, we were afraid to be broke
We published, promoted, and hustled
Because we were afraid to be broke.

We met lots of groovy young ladies,
You might say, those were the days
But now that we're older and wiser,
We think that monogamy pays,
We think that monogamy pays,
We think that monogomy pay,
(And Glenn is sure of it!)
Now that we're older and wiser,
We think that monogamy pays,

Yes, we were as fond of each other,
As any of those who were wed
Except that when we had a quarrel,
We never could make up in bed,
No, We never could make up in bed
No, We never could make up in bed
(Never!)
No, We never could make up in bed
(Except there was that one time!)
Except that when we had a quarrel,
We never could make up in bed!

So, Alex became a producer,
(That's Right!)
And Glenn became very well known
While Lou played executive hippie
At his Morningstar groupie rest home
But now that we're all back together,
It's clear once again what we've lacked,
We're naturally drawn to each other,
A naturally unnatural act.
A naturally unnatural act,
A naturally unnatural act,
We're naturally drawn to each other,
A naturally unnatural act!