discrimination
across the nation about....
FRIENDS!
I might be a puppy dog
I might be a glitter frog
I might be a big fat hog
But I'm not a weirdo
No, I'm not a weirdo (x2)

I might have a giant head
I might wanna fuck the dead
I might be a girl instead
But I'm not a weirdo
No I'm not a weirdo (x2)

you both might look at me and say,
what's a matter will you look who you are?
pretty wierd for a guy who has
all the white chess pieces in his hands...

I might like a pee in the park
I might be a guy named Mark (who's a weirdo)
I might like a pepper poo star
But I'm not a weirdo
No I'm not a weirdo (x2)